What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.