What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise