What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.