What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.