What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.