How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !