How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!