How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !