How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.