How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.