How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...