Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.