Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Because women are at the wheel.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Captain's log.
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
She needs the other to moan.
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it
So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Wipe away those ears.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Because they can't whistle !
