Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
A bad magician
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Captain's log.
Because they Pac-12 of everything
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
Harrelson's woodie.
A: So brunettes can remember them.
An account-ant.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
A swipe and wipe.
A cloth.
Chimney Cricket !
Because they can't whistle !