What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.