What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force