What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.