What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.