Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience