Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.