Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.