Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace