How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"