How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy