How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

How did one pothead greet the other?

High