How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!