How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!