How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.