Tell her a joke at Christmas
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
He is going to tell you.
A pineapple
Cancer.
They always bomb the punchline!
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.