Tell her a joke at Christmas
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
cancer.
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Fry-days.
Easter
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
