Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?

The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".

Translate Jokes More Translate Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What do you call a slow transgender?

Translate.