Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
edit: i forgot to say please.
Essays.
Student : By Staying at home. :p
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
