Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
At a school for higher loining.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
