Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Because pulling out is work!!!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
