Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.