Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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A legend

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!