What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.