A wash and wear wolf
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Because they don't C#.
Chickenstocks
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Denim Denim. Denim
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
My zipper.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane