What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!