What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.