What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !