What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!