Wolf Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle ... pack of wolves.

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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Why so long face?

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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Restore Jokes More Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Big Bad Wolf Jokes More Big Bad Wolf Jokes

Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

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What do you call a careful wolf?

Aware wolf.

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."