What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf