Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.