That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
A Purrgeot.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Chin up pal.
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
Arrows con Pollo
Because he's black.
They're both gold-diggers
Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.