What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Bus Load Jokes More Bus Load Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.