What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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People got lit and turnt.

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She's Bright...

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1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Just before someone screams.

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Thanks for the mammaries!

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.