What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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People got lit and turnt.

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Fire in the hole!

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He got fired.

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Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.