What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.