What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.