How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel