On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
They both came in a little behind!
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
He was talking on his shellphone.
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Your ex!