How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!