Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever