Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.