What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.