What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!