What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours