What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.