Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.