What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet