What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

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What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics