What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

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Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

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cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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What do you give to someone who has everything?

Antibiotics!

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics