What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !