What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !