What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!