What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans?

The quequeque

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.