What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.