What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"