What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce