What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

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What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.