What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.