How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Crow Bar Jokes More Crow Bar Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar