What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.