What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What's another name for pickled bread?

Answer: Dill-dough.

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.