What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)