ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
Not all men.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A: A newspaper.
The Moo York Times
They have to tow the line!
A chocolate bar
Face value.