ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Phil.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Holy Braille
Because they want to see the front line too
Because he crossed the line
Face value.