Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.