Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!