Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What do you call a french lesbian?

A tresbien

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade