Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?