Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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To shake things up on network tv.