Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!