Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.