Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!