Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!