Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!