Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.