What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.