What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the most important part of a terrorist joke?

The execution. ( )