What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

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What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.