What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!