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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.