If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
Tell them its almost over
God bless America.
Culture
That's inappropriate.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
They manifest Destiny
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
