What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.