A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Alright.
They were too sacrifishal
He farts.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
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It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
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A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.