A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Because the steaks were too high!
She was pasteurized!
When you can burp and taste it.
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
Post office.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
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A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.