A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
On crotches...
Two test tickles.
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
A: FIRETRUCK.
A play on words.
Just a pair 'a normal pants.
In case he got a hole in one.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
