How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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An astronut.

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect?

Without it would be a sick insect.