What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you