CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
He looked a little blue
Dirty looks from the mouse !
Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!
His hand caught fire.
Because it said concentrate.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
You call an investigator
A LexiCon
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you