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CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you