What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.