What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.