What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.