What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Branch Manager Jokes More Branch Manager Jokes

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.