Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.