What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Little Leg Jokes More Little Leg Jokes

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Et Jokes More Et Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !