What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

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What's ET's first name?

Spag.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !