What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Little Leg Jokes More Little Leg Jokes

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Et Jokes More Et Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !