What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's ET's first name?

Spag.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !