What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What's ET's first name?

Spag.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light