What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !