Little Leg Jokes

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's ET's first name?

Spag.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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