Because he has little legs.
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Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Cos he's only got little legs
He’s only got little legs.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Irene
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
They are writing to Satan.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
So they can stand closer to the sink.
He was always out standing.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Their miscarriage
Folding money.
Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
That's offal
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
Chopped dates.
