Little Leg Jokes

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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That's offal

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Everywhere.

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Extra testicle

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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He ran out of little boys

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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.