Because he has little legs.
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Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Cos he's only got little legs
He’s only got little legs.
because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
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Cancer came back
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
15 lbs and a flannel shirt.
Because he had no compaDREs.
He wouldn't turn in his essay
Lettuce, pray."
Because they don't have chairs.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.