Little Leg Jokes

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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She was hit by a bus

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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Got high.

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I underscored."

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

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