Because he has little legs.
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Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Cos he's only got little legs
He’s only got little legs.
Russel
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Tire-less
Shorts!
Hypothermia.
Because they are pretty and hurt you.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
Meals on wheels
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
E.T. phoned home.
Her arms are amputated.
A: She wanted to be a nurse.