Little Leg Jokes

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What's ET's first name?

Spag.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer