What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.