What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.