What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.