What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal