What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.