What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.