What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.