Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.