Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.