Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.