Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.