Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.