What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !