What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.