What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.