What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.