What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.