He is alright, but one sided!
A pair of legs.
j.pegs
Is it something I said
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.