What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.