What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.