What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Where r my legal briefs?

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.