Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

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You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs